Saturday, March 19, 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I know.. KOREANS ARE WEIRD

1. We look down on Japan who has huge influence on world economy

2. only country that is still divided
3. unique nationality with strong bonds

4. number 1 in cancer death rate, alcohol use, traffic accidents, teenage smoking, national deficit

5. only country that got out of IMF economic crisis in 2 years

6. a country that soccer isn't popular. but during the world cup, 7~8million people comes out to street and party
7. never won a game in world cup, but ranked 4th randomly.

8. even Koreans doubt it.

9. people who make Jews look like lazy ass.
10. people who cut their tip of tongues to speak perfect English, and spends most on private education

11. valedictorians in top colleges around the world.

12. people who goes to school by 7:40AM and comes home 11PM for 11 years of their life until they go to college

13. people who buys expensive stuff while their account balance is 0

14. people who forgets everything in 1 year. just like the movie Memento

15.people who always get hurt from annual typhoons, and get hurt by it again next year

16. people with bigger voice wins barbarians much

17. people who cant speak a word with foreigner after studying English for 6 years

18. only people who loves organized crime movies

19. number 1 in C-section around the world

20. people who love spicy stuff

21. country with so many brilliant minds when its 1/8th size of California

22. people with highest unemployment rate, but yet people who ranks 1 in every online game

23. a country with no crude oil resources. but everyone who's older than 25, owns a car

24. people that hate when foreigners who hate Korea, but they regret being born as a Korean

6 signs that you are getting laid

Men are clueless when it comes to girls. Especially those of you who are new to this topic, or never done this before. Or its your first relationship. So I'm pretty sure that you guys probably missed your chances because you misunderstood your girl. Here's some simple 5 signs that she is into you and willing to go far

1.  first sign is if the girl is dressed up in some kind of way. You would know if you have met this girl before or just passed by her. If shes a type that doesn't put on make ups or wear something out of usual, the chances are she wants to look pretty (hopefully) for you

2. if she listens closely to you, actively engaging in your conversation not just on some topics that she is interested in, again shes probably into you. But lets always remember, its better to let the girl talk about herself, just add few lines. Don't be the one talking too long.

3. if she asks about your family or close friends, or even wants to meet them, it is very likely that she is into you. If she was just a fling, there is no reason for her to ask.

4. when you and your girl is out and enjoying a date, if there are natural skin ship of any kind, which people call flirting. The more shes engaging in this matter, the more she is into you. Of course there are exceptions but it is pretty obvious.

5. the longer your date becomes, the higher chances that she is into you. Women can always say she is busy or have a meeting, so you should make it quick over the coffee or something. But the more time she spends with you, the more shes into you.

6. If she introduce you to her friends, this is almost definite. Go buy condoms.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Flying saucer..wait its a CAR


At one point in our lives, we probably have wondered about how convenient it would be if our cars just can fly to close destinations instead of being stuck in the traffic for hours and end up being late to important meetings. According Terrafugia, a company located in Boston that claims to have developed what we just wondered about.





According to Terrafugia, it is already under production and released specification. Its 2m high, 2.3m wide, and about 6m long. It can "transform" into plane form under 30 seconds. The cockpit/driver sit is screen system which made controlling the aircraft much easier. It is 2person sitter with some space for cargo in the back.

This craft is named "Transition" and capable of driving up to 65miles/h and flying 114miles/h in the air. The company claims with full gas tank it can fly up to 450 miles in right condition.

About 100 of these craft is pre-ordered, and the company aims for 200 in sales by the end of the first year-cycle. It is said that the price will be between $20,000 to $22,000. And in order to purchase "Transition" 20hours of flight experience is monetarily required. 

something about Japan

Hey guys, I'm the main admin Shinoda. I would like to introduce you something unique about the world has to offer.

I'm pretty sure that all of us have heard something crazy about Japan. Variety of weird merchandise, banding machines, to dark occult underground societies. As a person who have close ties with Japan, even I find this just weird. Is it related to their sexual fantasies? or is it just part of their culture?







The following images have got various reactions in China as well, where there are more bikers
compare to anywhere in the world.

There are a lot of bikers who happens to be female, (not saying there is anything wrong with it) but i never encountered anyone riding a bike with short skirt that literally "shows" everything.

Introducing GPHS

Hello,

I doubt anybody is reading this blog. However I have been recruited by Shinoda and will be posting here hopefully regularly. This is my introductory post, My name is irrelevant at this point though I will be assuming the pseudonym of LewdAlien. I'm a gay asian pharmacy technician. Hence I will talk about random things and definitely some information about medications =] that are funny random or odd haha. I'm a random serious and or depressing person and or happy and will do random things.


So just wanted to introduce myself.

One of the random fun awesome things is those of you who have sex and for some reason don't have a condom or other means of contraceptive and are 17 and up I recommend you get Morning After pill aka Plan B. Plan B is an emergency contraceptive medication and works best up to 72 hours or 3 days from when you had sex. It is quite expensive as it is 49.99 or 50 dollars for one dose from any pharmacy. There is a generic known as Next Choice. Next Choice is 2 tablets and is the exact same medication as Plan B but half the strength so 2 tablets of next choice = 1 Plan B. You should take Next choice tablets one when you first get it and then the other 12hours from them cause the inactive ingredients might cause some problems. Unofficially you can take both of them at once. Next Choice is 10 Dollars cheaper or 39.99.

You can find out more about Plan B and get a 10 dollar coupon from online on their site:


On a side note those of you with a Medicaid card that swipes should be able to get it for free just bring the medicaid card to the Pharmacy and they should be able to give it to you for free. Isn't medicaid Super awesome !!!!

So all you promiscuous kiddies out there be safe. Morning after or Plan B should not be used as a means of birth control but as a last resort. Also unprotected sex even with morning after still allows for STDs and STI's to be transferred. So keep yourself safe especially if you enjoy sex like I do.

So kiddies play safe.

-LewdAlien

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Little announcement about Green Chair project

Ok. heres the thing. I would like this blog to grow out and form a website with its own domain. Just like any other blogger would want. But like a lot of other bloggers, i dont know what i should focus on in terms of blog characteristic and its main topic. So im going to conduct simple but effective tests, and bring on additional authors that will cover various topics. And few weeks later, Green Chair will move on and focus on the topic that attracts most visitors.